Hilarious Summer Jokes That Kids Will Love

June 29, 2017


  • Click on the link for a collection of clean summer themed jokes for kids!   (Also listed below.)  

  • Use these to liven up a boring afternoon or read them in the car to pass time on a road trip. 





Q:  What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

A:  Swimming trunks!


Q:  Do fish go on vacation?

A:  No, because they’re always in school!


Q:  Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

A:  To get to the other tide!


Q:  Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

A:  Because they’re shellfish!


Q:  Why do fish like to eat worms?

A:  Because they get hooked on them!


Q:  What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

A:  Peanut butter and jellyfish!


Q:  What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?

A:  Hopsicles!


Q:  What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?

A:  A fsh!


Q:  Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?

A:  Because they never do it on porpoise!


Q:  Why are fish never good tennis players?

A:  Because they never get close to the net!


Q:  What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?

A:  A mouse on vacation!


Q:  What do you call a snowman in July?

A:  A puddle!


Q:  What’s black and white and red all over?

A:  A zebra with a sunburn!


Q:  What kind of music do killer whales like?

A:  They listen to the orca-stra!


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