• Tricia Jones

Hilarious Summer Jokes That Kids Will Love

  • Click on the link for a collection of clean summer themed jokes for kids! (Also listed below.)

  • Use these to liven up a boring afternoon or read them in the car to pass time on a road trip.


Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?

A: Swimming trunks!

Q: Do fish go on vacation?

A: No, because they’re always in school!

Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

A: Because they’re shellfish!

Q: Why do fish like to eat worms?

A: Because they get hooked on them!

Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q: What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?

A: Hopsicles!

Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?

A: A fsh!

Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?

A: Because they never do it on porpoise!

Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?

A: Because they never get close to the net!

Q: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?

A: A mouse on vacation!

Q: What do you call a snowman in July?

A: A puddle!

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?

A: A zebra with a sunburn!

Q: What kind of music do killer whales like?

A: They listen to the orca-stra!

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