Hilarious Summer Jokes That Kids Will Love
Click on the link for a collection of clean summer themed jokes for kids! (Also listed below.)
Use these to liven up a boring afternoon or read them in the car to pass time on a road trip.
Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No, because they’re always in school!
Q: Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide!
Q: Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
A: Because they’re shellfish!
Q: Why do fish like to eat worms?
A: Because they get hooked on them!
Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Q: What do you call a fish that doesn’t have any eyes (i’s)?
A: A fsh!
Q: Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?
A: Because they never do it on porpoise!
Q: Why are fish never good tennis players?
A: Because they never get close to the net!
Q: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation!
Q: What do you call a snowman in July?
A: A puddle!
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A zebra with a sunburn!
Q: What kind of music do killer whales like?
A: They listen to the orca-stra!